Quickie

Last night at a dinner party, it all happened in a jiffy. We were standing around looking at some books, one of our friends who we'd invited over and me. All of a sudden she caught me unawares with an absolutely novel line. She claimed that one of the things she'd lost in the recent past was her orgasm. Even as I was trying to get to grips with her statement, my baby girl in my arms peed all over my pretty dress and my little boy came running in announcing a pending trip to the toilet. Before I realised, orgasms had given way to a completely different mess. In retrospect, isn't it the big 'O' that brought about those two tiny tots in my life after all?!